All the drama was on Miley Cyrus’s Twitter yesterday. Miley’s still in Savannah, filming The Last Song. The rumor was that before Miley left for Savannah, she unceremoniously dumped her 20-year-old douchey boyfriend Justin Gaston for Nick Jonas. Pictures of Nick and Miley hanging out seemed to confirm that they were back together, and there was even a rumor that the Jonas family wanted to profit even further from Nick’s connection to Miley.
But yesterday, Miley took to her Twitter to declare herself a single lady:
🙂 to be single: “I am lovinggg being single 🙂 life is so carefree!!! Spending the day enjoying Sonic, Music, @mommytish, and the beautiful sun in Savannah.”
[From Miley’s Twitter]
Ruh-roh. Trouble in Jonas-purity paradise? But hours later, Miley was tweeting about missing someone… Nick? Justin? Her father? Or…could it be… John Mayer? I don’t even care that much about Miley, but I will kill John Mayer if he tries to get his grubby hands on her:
Three hours after declaring “I am lovinggg being single :)”, Miley Cyrus was back in the depths of teenage heartbreak and confessing her lonelier moments on the road. The singer took to her Twitter page, firing off one-liners about missing a special someone (Justin Gaston? Nick Jonas?).
“Why do I listen to songs that make me cry? Even better question, why do I listen to songs that make me miss you?” she wrote. Nine hours later she added another weepy missive: “ ‘We will lie under different stars. I am where I am and you’re where you are.’” Woke up at 4 a.m. for no other reason than I miss you.”
A few hours after that she added “my heart if hurting today : (”
An upside to all of this adolescent angst? The singer did end up zeroing in on her dream man.
“Dear GOD, I would like a boy that is like John Mayer/ James Morrison/ Elvis/ Rob Thomas all in one. YOU’RE THE BEST! Love always, Miley.”
[From Radar]
My God, this girl has awful taste in men. I need to introduce Miley to my teenage crushes on Eddie Vedder and John Malkovich. Those are the kinds of crushes that stand the test of time. John Mayer, not so much. In a few years, Miley is going to be so embarrassed she even thought twice about Mayer. I’d even be happy if Miley had a little crush on Robert Pattinson. But John Mayer mixed with Elvis? Plus Rob Thomas? Oh, Miley. Just say no.
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