We already discussed the first excerpts from Jennifer Lawrence’s November Vanity Fair cover feature. She gave an intense response to the photos that were hacked from her iPhone. Vanity Fair has released more of the interview. The full article is said to be 3000+ words long.
This part of the discussion covers JLaw’s “must haves” for any man that she dates. It’s a very frivolous discussion for the most part and an odd juxtaposition to the seriousness of the stolen photos. Then again, most of the interview happened before the Labor Day photo release. Let’s talk about the type of man that Jennifer Lawrence digs. Oh, and wait until you read what she has to say about gluten-free diets:
(1) A guy who digs reality tv: “I would just rather have somebody that has the same taste in reality TV. Shark Tank. Wait, Oh, Dance Moms–that is a good one!” she says. “O.K., maybe my favorite is Dance Moms, but I do love my Real Housewives. But there’s also–there’s Doomsday Preppers. Hoarders is O.K. I find it gets a little boring after a while, but it’s great. Basically, what I’m saying is all I need in a relationship is somebody to watch TV with me.”
(2) A guy who farts: She wants a partner who, “you know, isn’t afraid to fart in front of me [rather] than to have big, passionate love. I’d rather have just a peaceful time. [Those relationships] are deeper because you can be your true self with somebody, and somebody can be their true self with you. Isn’t boring so much better than passion?”
(3) A guy who really eats: As Kashner writes, “Jennifer is the anti-vegan, anti-gluten-free consumer, having just eaten a breakfast of spaghetti and meatballs before the interview.” She describes gluten-free as “the new cool eating disorder, the ‘basically I just don’t eat carbs.'”
(4) Maybe a guy like Larry David: “Do you like Curb Your Enthusiasm? Do you like Larry David? I’m in love with him, and I have been for a really long time. I worship Woody Allen, but I don’t feel it below the belt the way I do for Larry David.”
(5) Guys who don’t argue: “I don’t like fighting, and I find argumentative people the most annoying people on the planet. Like, why do you still want to be fighting? It’s just unattractive.”
[From Vanity Fair]
This was slightly painful to read. The part about farting was fine. Nearly every dude I’ve ever known has let them rip whenever he pleases. As long as it’s not in public, that’s okay. Jennifer grew up surrounded by brothers and likes to fart, so she wants a likeminded farter. Understandable.
Now onto the part about eating. This makes me believe that JLaw and Chris Martin do “pig out and work it off“ together. If this was anyone else, I’d be tempted to think JLaw was shading Goop’s gluten-free obsession. Not happening here. Jennifer has aways mainlined Doritos dust and disliked diets. God help us all if JLaw and Goop eventually end up sharing a meal together. The Mail said the two women recently enjoyed tea and scones in Goop’s garden, but that had to be a fake story. Jennifer would never eat scones. They’re dry and tasteless.
I really wish JLaw hadn’t said, “I worship Woody Allen.” Gurrrl, that made me cringe like when she broke out her rape scream for Alfonso Cuaron. NO.
Here’s a photo from the Vanity Fair editorial, which is very old-school glamour. You can see the rest of the pics here.
Photos courtesy of Vanity Fair
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